Ok so weirdest thing happened this Thursday. On finding my ‘apple wireless keyboard’ dirty, i did what i usually do and had been doing so far. Gave it a colin shower. Wiped with a fibre cloth and then that’s where everything got screwed up. The keyboard started typing and doing everything by itself. I tried fixing it by doing some online research, followed each process to fix it, unpaired it with my iMac, re-paired, tested it on my laptop (Macbook Pro). Nothing solved the issue. It just kept on typing by itself randomly and behaving completely insane, like some entity is deliberately messing with it. Weird.